Asa: It's dangerous to run in the road 'cause a car could squash you flat like a scarecrow. Me: Scarecrows are flat? Asa: Yes, if they get squashed by a car.
Asa: Mom, are you going to wear that? Me: (in what I thought was a cute jogging suit) Yes, why? Asa: Because I'll be embarrassed. Me: WHY? Asa: Because it looks like pajammies and people are going to laugh at you.